Caption Contest – June 7, 2007 0 By Jeff Bacon on June 7, 2007 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Alright gentlemen, cyberspace command starts right here! Now, should I move the 4 of Diamonds up to the top, or move it onto the 5 of Clubs over here?
See! I told you Air Force was the way to go, they got playboy bunnies and everything!
WOW! Look at this…the XO in full battle dress on our website! Has he even been out of the Green Zone yet?
Look, it says Bill Gates will pay me for each person I forward this email to. I just sent it to the whole Command.
It’s called, “E-MAIL”… apparently, the Air Force uses this tool to do 99% of their job!
Sir i just killed a level 50 wizard. Can i have my Combat Action Ribbion now?
I said, “THIS ALMAR SAYS ALL JET ENGINE MECHS MAY BE ELIGIBLE FOR A SIGNIFICANT REENLISTMENT BONUS IF THEY CAN PASS THEIR PHYSICAL! DID YOU HEAR ME?”
“Look! The XO’s mother posted a picture of him and his teddy bear.”
Finally, after four hours, I’m logged into NMCI! Now, what?
Come on Guys, NMCI DOES work!!!
GUYS, I FINALLY REACHED THE END OF THE INTERNET… LOOK!!!!
Look, with this, I can monitor the cameras I installed in my division and know what any of my men are doing at any time. I’ll never have to leave my desk again. Now, does anyone know how to install a coffee pot on one of these things?
I typed in “HotDog” as my password, and it’s telling me that it is invalid because it is not long enough!
“But if you press Control, Alt and R you automatically re-up for four years!”
Hey guys, look at this picture on the Broadside Caption Contest, the guy with the BCG’s in the back looks like Dilbert; Ha ha ha……(turns head) oops!
“See…and then your suggestion drops directly into the Pentagon Recycle Bin!”