Though qualified only hours before his first watch as Officer of the Deck, Ensign Hazelwood was certain that he had the complete trust and confidence of the Captain.
Sir, just because they didn’t choose your caption last week doesn’t mean you have to go and do something rash!!! By the way, the ejector seat is out of order Sir!
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The CO has “that feeling” again!
Lt Smythe fortunately remembers Rule #8 in the OOD Manual: Sometimes its best to just not ask questions!
If “Forceful Backup” doesn’t work you have to have Plan B.
Though qualified only hours before his first watch as Officer of the Deck, Ensign Hazelwood was certain that he had the complete trust and confidence of the Captain.
Captain, one more wisecrack about my shiphandling and I’m going to ask you to leave “my bridge”.
Sir, how do you say left when speaking Navy?
The orange lifejacket doesn’t make you safer. Just easier to find!
WOG!
Scuttlebut has it you wandered into the Goatlocker and lost a bet.
Sir, just because they didn’t choose your caption last week doesn’t mean you have to go and do something rash!!! By the way, the ejector seat is out of order Sir!
PLEASE, PUT YOUR SEAT IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION.
Another MWR fundraiser gone wrong…..OSCAR for the day.
Sir, it seems that one of the orange life rafts is missing, I don’t know if………….oh! Well it looks good on you sir! *Ehem*