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I always wanted to push the red button.
Can you hear me now?
The DECM bit-check gets them everytime!
Famous last words: â€œWow, these civilian jet fighter ride-alongs are great public relations for the Air Force, but all these controls look so complicated. What does this EJECT button do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o?!â€
Hey Gonzo….you hear something? …..Gonzo?
Sent via email April 17th, 1:13 pm by Pat:
“What’s that Johnson? Did you say your safety harness is loose?”
Sent via email April 17th, 5:49 am by John Meacher:
“Man, I’m still feelin’ those bean burritos from last night! How about you, Ace? Ace???”
JTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.
LTJG Jones had a sudden feeling that his NATOPS check ride wasn’t going well.
( I call a “do-over”)
Tag, you’re it! Well I guess I win huh!
No Goose, we are NOT going to go visit the snowcone guy down there………Darnnit Goose!!!
Don’t look at me; he’s the one who insisted on flying with the top down.
“You’re Gonna Do What!”
Talk to me Goose….
“Hmph…Talk about premature ejection.”
This one will rate right up there with,”Go get me the keys to the HUMVEE” and “find me 50 feet of filopian tubing”.
Sent via email Apr 21st at 6:33 pm by Chester Petroski:
Talk about the new stealth aircraft…….
So. . .I heard the CO gave you your fitrep this morning. How’d it go?
Did you hear the rumor that someone has been gun-decking the 3M on the ejections seat safties?
An you never thought a Pilot could get a hang nailâ€¦.
I said “Check” not “Eject”. Roger…Over!!!…
Call center, we have a problem…..
This is the last time I bring the â€œSquadron Commanderâ€ on a routine flight. Damn desk jockeyâ€™s……
Not all aviators made the successful conversion from Tomcat to Hornet
Last one down buys the beers!
“Will you quit bungy jumping from the wing and get back in here”!
I said â€œCheckâ€ not â€œEjectâ€. Rogerâ€¦Over!!!â€¦
flight, my reel has a real problemâ€¦..
“Green Light..Red Light”
“Duck. Duck .Goose”
“OOPPS my bag”
“Ok, now on the count of three I want you to…..I havent even started counting yet!”
Damn, I hate to become a â€œNuggetâ€ again….., Well there goes those 8 years of flight school, but I thought my “SAT’s” scores was high enough to become a doctor in a third world country. Guess NOT!!!!
Are you looking at me, are you…(Quit.. day dreaming) I told you to get the milk and rest of the groceries… Do you feel like you are to good for us. Do you….
I’m sorry Captain, what was that you said about my flying?
What do you mean, “You really have to go?”
“Someone should not have jokingly told the CPT that the ‘R. EJECT” button stood for reject.”
Sent via email April 22nd at 6:33 am by Joseph Fitzpatrick:
Hey RIO, do you feel a draft?
Dude, my last trap wasn’t THAT scary… was it??
Hey Johnson, last one to the Officer’s club buys the beer! Johnson?
Sent via email April 22nd at 2:49 pm by Fred Dildine:
So thatâ€™s what that button doesâ€¦.
LTjg. Smythe (aka Snake), the plowback instructor pilot, was really beginning to dislike midshipmen orientation flights.
I keep telling those guys what will happen if they eat that kind of stuff before a flight, but they never believe me!
Why is it so cold all of a sudden?
Maintenance Control… 401 is RTB.. Up for solo flights only!