Bob, Larry and Jim realized that President Obama wasn’t kidding when he brought home all but three soldiers and FedEx’d them the Arc of the Covenant to “smite our enemies.”
Noticing a strange glow coming from the tent, Corporal Smith discovered the light-weight depleted uranium bullet-proof vests weren’t completely depleted.
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There was a reason the Platoon was warned never to wake the Gunny.
Oh…sorry XO!
What? No floor, no air conditioning and sleeping on cots! They told us IA duty was rough, but not this rough.
Excuse me ladies, we were told this was MWR tent.
Is that what they meant when they said the moon looks bigger in the desert?
Pink thong and Digital Cammies do NOT mix, especially when the Male Staff Sergeant in question is over body fat standards.
I am thinking it is a good idea never to mention this again.
Some tattoos were never meant be seen…EVER!
Hey DOC, we said “Have a nice day, not have it your way.”
A policy is amended to: “Don’t ask, don’t look.”
Whoa!…. I know…. long deployment…. Sorry 1st Sgt!
Air conditioning, hard floors and walls, entertainment center, and internet… The CO’s hooch is paradise!
And there it is… NSN 4281-01-500-7895… the Queen Size Cot! Supply guys get all the good stuff!
And here it is guys. Where all our military spending really goes….KBR Quarters!
Bob, Larry and Jim realized that President Obama wasn’t kidding when he brought home all but three soldiers and FedEx’d them the Arc of the Covenant to “smite our enemies.”
Sorry, sir, UM.. I mean Ma’am
Noticing a strange glow coming from the tent, Corporal Smith discovered the light-weight depleted uranium bullet-proof vests weren’t completely depleted.
Sir, to each his own. But it is just to cold outside, we are coming in.
People really are taking the “It’s okay to sleep together in Iraq” thing seriously!