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Firing Pin Check.
Barrel Check
Eye Ball CH….
Is this gun assembly or Mr. Potatoe Head 101!!
Blind field stripping 101: First put out the other guy’s eye to guarantee you beat his time. You have 48 seconds left to find the table and reassemble your handgun.
You say ‘Blind folded with your hands tied behind your back’. How’s THAT working out for you?
30 Seconds and the record for “Worst Time Ever” will have been broken
Two 2nd Lt’s
One Gunnery Sergeant
Zero Hope
PVT Smith learned that it’s even harder to reassemble a pistol when the parts are located “where the sun don’t shine”.
Gunny Jones figured he’d have time for a quick lunch, a run to the Exchange, and a car wash before the next two nuggets had a turn.
The few, the proud…
“Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will e blindfolded.”
Poking out Johnson’s eyes will not give you an advantage Smith, he will be blindfolded. (spelling error on the first one)
Misunderstanding the Gunny’s claim that he was so clueless he couldn’t find his “Pea-shooter” in the dark with both hands, PFC Johnson’s attempt to prove him wrong reinforced the Gunny’s point.
Quick, give me your eyes…. I can’t see a thing!
2 hours and 25 minutes and counting.
I gonna be late for dinner, again.
….and the chow hall closes in 15 minutes.
LT (Medical Corps) Western’s 5th attempt at blind fold TO weapon assembly.
I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! I GOT THIS! NO… NO.. GUNNY.. I GOT THIS! ONE MORE MINUTE… I GOT THIS!!!
There are days when even a Marine Gunnery Sergeant thinks about quitting.
The Gunny realized his students formerly worked for NMCI.
My retirement begins in 5, 4, 3…
UN Weapons Inspection training starts with baby steps.