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  1. SENIOR NAVY OFFICIALS REPORTED THAT SAILORS ARE LITERALLY FALLING INTO A ROUTINE AT GYM’S THROUGHOUT THE FLEET THIS YEAR.

  2. The thigh bone is connected to the ankle bone; the ankle bone is connected to the spinning wheel, the knee bone is connected to the petal. The head bone is stuck through the hand supports.

  3. [ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! All hands muster … submit muster reports to the bridge!]…Oh great, more bridge wing counseling. I hate being the guy who verifies the muster reports on the bridge!

  4. This is what happens when you close your eyes, think your Tony LIittle, and starting singing “I’m a Maniac! Maniac!”

  5. ENS Murphy worked all day developing his coordination skills in preparation for his duties as “little red knob turner”…..

  6. Sir, after a thorough inspection of your exercise equipment, I have diagnosed that the problem is…….you forgot to install a seat;……..Sir! I can order that for you and it will be in about 3 weeks from now!
    (Memoirs of a demoted Seaman)

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