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Caption Contest – Dec 4, 2008
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[BOMB SQUAD GUY SINGING]
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
YOU GOT BLOWN UP BY E-O-D.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
NOW WE ALL HAVE P-T-S-D.
Whoever thought this year’s Christmas Party was going to be this much of a blast!
SOP 4235 – All unattended packages shall be inspected by the duty Explosive Ordnance Disposal Technician.
This is what happens when you use granades as tree orniments.
Penagon Christmas party.
The White House were all packages are suspect even Christmas presents.
Now that the Demacrates are back in charge, even the Christmas party is suspect.
Tommy loves his new toy
Nothing says Christmas like explosives under the tree.
The CNO will get a bang out of this Christmas party.
The CNO said: What there is a present from the Air Force under the tree? That present is suspect, EOD Blow it up.
EOD Pink Elephant…
Christmas sure is different when Santa got EOD certified.
EFD (Explosive Fruitcake Disposal) has its busiest month ahead of them.
The 21st Century Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
NEVER. EVER. Stop training.
The Office of Naval Research conducts an operational test of their new Christmas Tree Watering System (CTWS).
STAND BACK EVERYONE…. this Holiday Season is no excuse to stop searching for weapons of mass destruction!
[GUY IN WHITE SHIRT SAYING] Wait, stop!! I said “OH-Christmas Tree”, not “WMD”!
[EOD GUY THINKING] Let’s see, press one for flame thrower, press two for high pressure water, press three to access the internet, press four to end your career. I should have paid more attention in EOD School.
Hey, what are you doing? Those presents were supposed to be sent to Taiwan!
[CHIEFING WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDER SAYING] Here at EOD headquarters, the gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
CORRECTION:
[CHIEF WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDERS SAYING] Here at E.O.D. Headquarters, the office gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!
For GMT prior to the holiday stand-down, the EOD Chief demonstrates the proper gift-screening process.
[GUY IN CAMO TALKING TO GUY IN BLUE]You can’t even say “BOMB” in the office anymore. All Santa said was, “These presents are the BOMB!” Hopefully he’s got a good lawyer!
When I said, “Lets blow this place; I meant Lets LEAVE, not blow it up for real”!!!!
[EOD GUY]
OK Santa, come out of the tree! We know you’re in there and there’s no escape, we’ve got the place surrounded!
[SANTA TALKING FROM INSIDE THE TREE]
What ever happened to just milk and cookies?
I said the tree blows; not blow the tree!!!!
THE NEW GUY DROPPED THE ‘F-BOMB’ and NOW HE IS HIDING IN THE TREE!
This is what happens when you allow SEALs to decorate for the holidays. Explosive presents.
“Future Autonomous Land Vehicle keeps Pentagon safe during the Holiday Season” …headline Charlie hopes to get for his ALV Program.
[LADY IN PINK DRESS] OOOOH how cute, it looks just like the “WALL-E†robot. Will it vacuum and clean windows also?
[GUY IN BLACK SAYING] It looks like the Air Force lost another nuclear weapon!
[EOD GUY SINGING]
Deck the halls with dynamite.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Press the button, see the lights.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I said this Christmas party was a bomb; NOT had a bomb!!
Navy wins their 7th consecutive Army-Navy game, Army sends their congratulations!!
The Officer in the back says: Oh isn’t that cute, the Bomb squad got a new toy for Christmas.
Ya know John, I’m glad you like your new toy and all, but I still say the suit is a little much!
Suspicion is aroused when the boss actually puts out a gift for someone.
Chief Jones, just back from Iraq, completes part of his readjustment therapy by using a weapon of war for the kinder, gentler purpose of photographing his EOD group’s tree and presents. We all hope that the Chief remebered to load the camera and not the shotgun.
The perfect Christmas gift for someone in EOD!
Those boxes weren’t there yesterday!
Why “Toys for Tots” no longer accept clocks.
Who knew the EOD guy was a redneck. EOD Guy says “Hey, someone hold my Egg Nog…Now watch this!”
Sent via email December 9th at 10:56 am by Kent & Sara Karstetter:
Aunt Frankie’s toxic fruitcake
Mary was starting to think that winding the alarm clock before she wrapped it for this years “Secret Santa” was a very bad idea.
Hurry up and just pick one!
CINCPC afraid of stowaway squirrel
CINPC fearing a stowawat squirrel.