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How did you K.B.R. guys make it past my quarterdeck watch?
Easy SIR….we renogatied their enlistment contracts.
Crab legs and steak could only mean one thing; How long have we been extended?
The mess hall version of a Happy Meal.
SUPPO, being a Logistic Specailist will take some gettin’ use to….. this morning it took 2 SK’s and 1 SH to make this oatmeal.
Suddenly, SUPPO wasn’t quite so hungry anymore…
“Yes, sir, since Congress declared Spam illegal, we can now stock enough SOS to serve it with every meal.â€
Adding toothpaste to the food was a great idea Seaman Murphy, not only does the food taste better but we’ve got great smiles also!
The recruiter told me that every payday was a fortune and that every meal was a feast but he never said it was going to be the SAME feast until every payday!
The C.O., X.O. and CMC decided to serve up chow for the crew prior to announcing the ship’s 3 month deployment extension.
As the old saying goes, “The most dangerous folks on the ship are CS’s with a smile…”
The morning of the last day of a deployment is always a great day!!
Ok, what did you put in the oatmeal?
Do you ever get the feeling that there is something wrong with the mystery meat?
What’s in mystery meat anyway?
When the mess cooks are smiling, you should be scared.
The mess cooks have that smile that says, you’d be better of eating your boot. At least you would know what you ate.
I want some of what they had; not the S.O.S. they are serving!!!
When the cooks all have big smiles, the meal is either really good or really bad. The bad part is there is only one way to tell!!
As the XO prepared to sample the mess, he wondered if he might have been just a bit too harsh during yesterday’s zone inspection…..
“It’s really creamed beef on toast. It’s really creamed beef on toast. It’s really….
Guess who is “Brown Bagging” today???
Sorry Suppo, there is no more Tabasco/A-1/Soy sauce or even salt-n-pepper for the mess decks so we decided just to leave the FLAVOR to today’s chow!
“NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU” is still a golden rule strictly enforced by all MESS CRANKING personnel.
THE SIGN CLEARLY READS, “EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK”!!!!
SUPPO…..The C.O. wasn’t talking about the football game when he said “Put your money where your mouth is”
Suppo, the C.O. called and wanted you to bring this TO-GO plate up to him. I guess he forgot you have better things to do.
MEAL EVAL:
Service was fast and friendly and the food was warm and well prepared…. recommendation: NCIS investigation ASAP!
Here ya go SIR, it’s just like Mom use to make.
i didn’t know your Mom served in the Navy also?
CORRECTION:
Here ya go SIR, it’s just like mom use to make.
I didn’t know your mom served in the Navy ?
When is the last time the cooks had a urinalysis test???
“No, sir, mashed potatoes should not be gray and lumpy, but look what they’ll do for your teeth.â€
Kraft knew all he had to do was guess everything that was included in Friday’s Mystery Mush and he would get lunch for free.
After attending Disney’s Customer Service seminar the cook’s had a different persona about them.
Thought Bubble: “Don’t say anything. Just take it and hope they don’t see you scrape it in the trash.”
The COB was glad to see that there were no hard feelings about his extending FSA duties for 30 more days.
Beware of mess-attendants, bearing smiles.
Wow… Mid Rats just hit a new low.
I should have joined the Army, at least they have M.R.E.’s!!!!!
So when the poster read “Let the journey begin!” Did they really mean it started with CHOW?
Neptunus Rex and his Royal court has decided to offer this meal before you can eventually become Honorable Shellbacks!!
WOG-DAY!! Eat up shipmate, the day has not started be begin!!
CORRECTION:
WOG-DAY–0430!! Eat up shipmate, the day has yet not started to begin!!
I never thought getting a Supply Officer commission would be this hard!!
“Winning the hearts and minds of the emeny” didn’t need to start on the mess decks!!!
Making Chief Petty Officer on a small boat doesn’t really make a difference; we still have to eat the same CHOW!
The last time the C.O.’s wife cooked for the crew we all got a 96; so just chow down SHIPMATE!!
Say “CHEESE” it’s a caption contest photo you knuckleheads!
Whoever thought being the new President would have so many benefits; I can’t wait to see the bathrooms and sleeping arrangements!!
The XO is now second-guessing himself after failing the mess decks during yesterday’s zone inspection.
…and then it was the NEY Award Inspection Teams turn in the line.
And silently the mess cooks switched the meal from ‘Surf n’ Turf’ to tofu.
If the old saying, “you are what you eat”, is true then I hope the cooks have been eating what they cooked!!!
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUPPO!!”, The guys and I wanted to show our appreciation for a job well done SIR.
We had to do something with the GITMO detainees.
When the Navy announced that diet and exercise we become I way of life, I had no idea they would take it this far!!!
CORRECTION ABOVE:
INSTEAD OF WE—WILL
“Service with a Smile” redefined!!!
Choose your rate….choose your fate—-“I knew I should chosen Culinary Specialist!”
I saw this recipe on “FEAR FACTOR” the other day! It is a mixture of cow foot and donkey tail–ENJOY!
“Livin’ a dream”—WILL SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE ME UP!!!!!
I never thought having that HAZMAT Navy enlistment classification code would come in handy until now—at least I can serve chow now!!
One scoop and GO! We still have the entire crew to poison shipmate!
CORRECTION:
One scoop and GO! We still have the entire crew to poison—I mean FEED!!
Give it to Admiral Mikey; He’ll eat anything!
After I retire, I sure won’t miss all the good things about boat life!
With unemployment at an all time high, you would think these guys could have done better with todays chow!
The last Navy Seal who ate this chow was at medical for 2 days–you might want to stick with the salad bar shipmate!
Just because it is SUNDAY and the SUPPO authorized HOLIDAY ROUTINE doesn’t mean FSA’s get to cook whatever they want!!
here you go sir, “i hope you don’t figure out that all three of us spit in your food”
The names FORREST GUMP, Seaman Forrest if you’d like; “MAMMA always said life was like a box of chocolates, you just don’t know what you gonna get.”
Sir you can always go to the speed line–you’ll just get the same stuff at a faster pace!!
Give me two lumps of the good stuff–after recruit training and this chow, it should put plenty of hair on my chest!
Hey this ain’t fair, the C.O. said 3 days bread and water…… He never mentioned this stuff!
Uh oh, they must be serving frozen leftovers from Christmas or Thanksgiving…
The ward room CHOW has never been the same since cooks had to go online for training courses!
When I signed up to be a K-9 dog handler I never knew it required this much dedication!
Welcome aboard SIR, all Officer’s are required to eat from plates….silverware and FLAVOR has always been an option.
The secret is in the pudding! Would you like to try the pudding instead?
Did you really think cutting in line would offer better results? Here is the cutting in line dish just for YOU!
The Navy and Air Force has decided to switch to plates instead of trays.
The Army and Marines have considered making the same change in the year 2049!
“Pssst! Guys, it’s that attention-starved Seaman Murphy on his hundredth trip through the chow line today. If we all smile and nod enthusiastically in his direction, maybe he’ll feel motivated to eat this special mush I made just for him. If the rat poison works, we’ll finally be rid of him.â€
Ensign Atty kept going to the chow line day in and day out hoping for a different result… …
Celebrating the rollout of the new aquaflage uniform, the CS’s made sloppy joe to the colors of blue and gray. Today is gray day…
Except for the CS’s. Wednesday night surfn’turf at day 30 became tuna and boca burger surprise…