I saw a guy wearing a tee-shirt the other day. Printed on it was, “Department of Redundancy Department.”
That got me to thinking. What other organizations need tee-shirts?
Assistant secretary to the undersecretary to the Vice Commander of manpower efficiency.
Office of Paperwork Reduction (fill out in triplicate)
Department of Corretcions
Eternal Revenue Service: We Never Go Away
Quadragon (It’s Been A Tough Budget Year)
Navy Medicine: The Original Special Operations Command
Supply Corps: When you care enough to spend the very least
Navy Weather: Always Right, Half The Time
Got some good ones? Post them here or on the Broadside Facebook page.
For now, I’ll be wearing this on my shirt:
Cartoonist – The Best Job In The World
(once you get past the whole “make a living” thing)
Didn’t see this one on FB yet. Anyway, I was once the Assistant DCA, or the “Assistant Damage Control Assistant”