If you would like to know how my Thanksgiving went, let me tell you about the aftermath and let you make your own assessment.
I weight approximately five pounds more tonight than I did this morning.
My blood sugar, if tested, would be high.
The wood in the wood pile is about half its original size.
I do not need to read sports websites to find the scores of the games.
The beer supply needs to be replenished.
The whipped cream dispenser needs to be replenished.
There are two less antacid pills in the jar.
I think I tore my Medial Collateral Ligament.
It was a day of fun, family, friends, food and football.
Happy Black Friday!