Wrong hose, wrong hose! Winning caption by Terry Martin Honorable mentions: Skippy: ENFR Duffy recalls the exact moment the Navyâ€™s â€œMinimum Manningâ€ policy was implemented on his ship. Rharlan695: This is not a drill. QMCGREENE: Number 1 nozzleman just realized the 15 minute Halon soak time just expired.
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The effects of Individual Augmentation finally reach Kentucky. Winning caption by Kevin Ramey Honorable mentions: Steve Wallace: â€œThe Lone Ranger, circa 2009.â€ Untamed: Due to budget cuts, armored cavalry is now going back to regular cavalry. Pat: Four Legged Mobile Transportation Unit contemplates how to discharge excess cargo. tbonham1: Heartbreak Ridge meets a Fist Full of Dollars. Jason Chudy: Lance Cpl. Jones soon regretted volunteering when Gunny asked for someone to maintain the new Mk. 1 Hybrid Off-Road Support Equipment. RetiredSailor: I say AGAIN – Come right 30 degrees!
Psst, hey Smitty, theyâ€™re watching us from the bridge. Start looking like we expected this to happen. Winning caption by Art Smith Honorable mentions: CIWS CHIEF: I guess we know now where that missing cleaning rod wentâ€¦ TMURPHY: So this is why a canon shell is labeled, â€œFront towards enemyâ€. WXMAN: Well there goes our battle E! Richman: Duct tape & bailing wire – nobody will know the differenceâ€¦.. Vagster: I donâ€™t think the wrench will fix this!
YOU CANâ€™T BE LOOKING AT THAT STUFF!! (send me the link) DONâ€™T LET ME CATCH YOU DOING THAT AGAIN! Winning caption by Richard Hull Honorable mentions: Terry M: So you are DdOG0311 on the discussion boards! bravesfan4187: You’re in deep water now Sir; by clicking â€œreply to allâ€ your little joke has gone all the way to the top! WXMAN: What are you doing, sending the C.O a nasty-gram on MY EMAIL ACCOUNT? Cudgel: Enter those caption contests when you are off duty!! Broadside notes: Thanks, tbonham1, for clearing up what a Demars letter is.
The absence of the “strategic comma” Winning caption by Michael Junge Honorable mentions: navydm-ph: Itâ€™s me- in whites- with the hat. fblack: The car keys will be in the first mail bag, I promiseâ€¦ Terry M: Help! I am on the wrong ship! AndyKraft: Single and Available!
The first meeting of the boatâ€™s Polar Bear club quickly adjourned. Winning caption by Frank Black Honorable Mentions: KirkBenson: Despite the change in tasking from the original Caribbean patrol, the crew wanted to make the best of their new liberty port. tbonham1: Swim Call North Pole Style Scott Stroman: For some things, even a â€œdouble dog dareâ€ isnâ€™t enough.
Well, not all things are Army proof… Winning caption by Heather Geiger Honorable Mentions: CIWS CHIEF: Might as well change the oil while it’s up thereâ€¦. Private Partz: â€œYou two lift the Hummer and Iâ€™ll move the rock.â€ WXMAN: Iraq speed bump.
This gives â€œlow guy on the totem poleâ€ a whole new meaning. Winning caption by Kevin Ramey Honorable Mentions: magicmant: I hate it when we have to train with the Australia military Jethro: Can you spot the new IA????? TMURPHY: This is the first and last time I will ever fly SPACE â€œAâ€! Terry M: Cirque Du Soleil Marine style toolsmcd: One weekend a month, 2 weeks a year. Some need a bit more time to become proficientâ€¦
SURFING â€¦United States Coast Guard Style!! Winning caption by Andy Kraft Honorable Mentions: Richman: The difference between just having fun, and getting paid while having fun: The US Coast Guard. hotwire98: When the Coast Guard goes surfing, they bring out the big toys. mikeyB: Just a routine speedbump in the life of a Coastie! WXMAN: SURFS UP.
â€œNubsâ€ are always great entertainment during slow GQ drills. Winning caption by Matt McDonald astig2: Lefty Loosey; Righty Tighty is now taught during the ship’s indoctrination class. TMURPHY: Long before XBOX and Playstation came along, Sailors played NASCAR with what they had available. MrNavy: Switching the DCPOâ€™s silicone grease with super glue had gone a little too far.