Some actual quotes from an actual ship (sent to us by email):
(Two Sailors talking in the passageway the day after Easter sunday) â€œThe only thing the Easter Bunny brought me was DUST BUNNIESâ€¦.â€
(Weather guy talking to another weather guy standing outside) â€œHey…whatâ€™s it like outside?
(Guy outside) â€œItâ€™s raining.”
(Guy inside to the office) “Tell the CO it looks like rain todayâ€¦”