Caption Contest – Aug 16, 2007 0 By Jeff Bacon on August 16, 2007 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday and win free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Surprisingly enough, Colonel Oliver’s golf ball landed in a pool of grape jelly.
The C.O. just couldn’t seem to stay out of the water hazards after his chopper went into the drink last year.
Not even Divine Intervention can help the threesome from the Chaplains’ Office.
“I’m glad I’m wearing my trunks, because I think we’re going swimming.”
“Strictly speaking it is a ‘hole’ and he did get there in one stroke…”
“You know, letting the Old Man win might be harder than we thought!”
“Good warm up sir, ready for the real thing?”
Call the ship and have the OOD make a 1MC announcement for the SARS swimmer to the 15th hole.
This is shaping up to be one miserable inport period.
Darn, and I was really hoping to be home in time for Melrose Place!
Go ahead CMC, tell him he can’t have another Mulligan, I dare you!
I told you the new skipper was a SWO and not an airdale.
Dang, the skipper is killing us …my pockets are empty …I can’t buy anymore mulligans.
YN2 Melissa Murphy says:
â€œDid you remember to bring the P-100 this time?â€
Hey Skipper, at least the ball hitting the pond isnt as bad as the ship hitting the bouy last week. EH?
In his case, the CO on his shirt stands for “cockeyed”-Optimist or Completely Off-target…thank heavens he was never called on to be a sniper.
SSgt Johnson and TSgt Thomas were still amazed that they were able to get Captain Peterson to wear the “Completely Oblivious” shirt, but they were even more amazed when they discovered how appropriate that really was.
Captain Ortiz- Darnnit, that striped rainbow keeps distracting me!!!
Unfortunately, his “Happy Place” brought back some bad memories!