Caption Contest – Nov 8, 2007 0 By Jeff Bacon on November 8, 2007 Caption contest What’s the caption? Send us your ideas by midnight Tuesday – the winner gets free stuff! Share. Twitter Facebook Google+ Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
As your offical Wal-Mart greeter, Welcome to Wal-Mart
Well, The Recruiter lied. You are not going to get your own room.and your not the Sergent.
I think bmcmick should win this weeks caption contest! What do you think Trainee Pewtershmidt???
Your from Idaho! The only things that come out of Idaho are potatoes and cartoonist, and I donâ€™t see any potatoes.
Since you’re the one wearing yellow, I’m guessing your the joker with the French name.
Don’t worry, if you pass out from exhaustion over the next 24 hours you WILL live to regret it!
And on the 8th day – HE created the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!
This is your lucky day, son. The only thing that makes this drill sergeant madder than a recruit wearing a yellow shirt is a recruit wearing a shirt with a number on it.
We have three simple rules:
1. Ya’ll volunteered,
2. This is MY Marine Corps until you prove yourselves,
3. “Why” is not a word in the Marine Corp dictionary.
Now lets all have some fun!
Ok recruites here is a litttle known fact: I am the only person in the world to ever make Chuck Norris cry! AM I GOING TO HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH YOU!
The Bad News is that you will be with me here in “Receiving” for three days.
The Good News is that I will be picking up a platoon in three days.
Just wait until you guys are fit for full, gonna make you wish you joined the air force.
I am going call you sunshine son, because you are big and bright and I am sure you are full of explosive gases.
The recruits soon learned that this look means “NO”
Recruit, I don’t care that mommy always said “There’s no such as a stupid question.”, cause guess what…THERE IS!
“There’s no such thing as a stupid question” Forgive the typo
Sent via email by SSgt Pawlowski:
STRESS CARD!?! â€œIâ€ AM YOUR STRESS CARD!!!
What do you mean you thought you were signing up for a 2 week fitness camp?!
AWWWW RIGHT, you MAGGOTS! Which one of you Chesty Puller wannabe’s reappropriated my SAMOAS out of my Girl Scout cookie stash?!? Cookie season doesn’t come again until SPRING! Lemme check those pieholes for evidence!
Psst….I thought SAILORS were the only ones that talked like that.