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How the militaryâ€™s new dessert camouflage was invented.
Just then, the other officers realized why General Hubbard held the nickname “Squeaker”.
The soon to be SA was thinking of the latest South West Airline commercial. Want to Get Away?
Another chance to blame the weather man on a bad seas forecast.
Who wants cream? Okay, no cream….
Wow…that coffee melted the bottom of the cups and its now dissolving the china. Must be gooooood coffee!
You know Sir, I told my chain of command that this FSA thing would not be good for me. But they said it would be great for my advancement. I guess not anymore. Sorry Sir. At least it blends in with your uniform!
I guess this wouldn’t be the right time to ask for an endorsement on the Seaman to Admiral program…….
Well Sir, you wanted it in a flash but instead you got a flash flood!
“HEAL TO STARBOARD!!”
“I am absolutely sure Seaman Ford, I do NOT want a third cup!”
The command gets a new IA volunteer.
The Admiral decides to use this as a training timeout to explain the difference between Cap-pucino and Lap-pucino.
“What was that? Did we run aground?!”
“No, Sir. That was just the LCAC returning.”
Amphibous warships have nuances all their own.
“And that, son, is how I got out of mess cooking 89 days early”.
HN Jones, when did you say your FSA tour is over?
Not being able to carry coffee without spilling it, Seaman Reese realized he would never make Third Class.
Yes it is true a sailor cannot be promoted to E7 unless he can carry coffee without spilling it.
“Need more Calgon!!!”