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*Gulp* Do I get a lollipop at least?
Well XO…let’s talk about that leave request you denied.
anesthesia by hammer? you must have been a gunners mate in a prior life.
Well SUPPO, what is the status on the req for my new XL2000 Dental System? HMMMM?
So. Chief. Do you remember back when you were a BM2 and I was an E1 striker. . .
Don’t worry Captain. There’s no hard feelings about my Mast yesterday.
So do you like the title of my new book, “Silence of the Canines”?
The dentist called in sick today. I’m usually just the janitor but they promoted me today.
They say your tricare Prime ran out. So do you want to do this the cheap way instead?
“We had to cut back on all the good equipment because someone complained about cost overruns.” “That wasn’t you was it?”
Since they made one of Saddam’s torture chambers into the new dentist shop, Captain Kilroy decided to not remodel the office.
Relax, you will feel a slight pinch. Once the numbness takes effect we’ll get started.
going medievil on me huh, you’ll need a bigger hammer for a black shoe LDO.
You know SMO… professional courtesies aside, you were a bit rough during my last colonoscopy.
If the Navy wanted you to have WISDOM they would’ve issued it to you!
Chief, I asked to to go for your annual Exam BEFORE deployment. As a Destroyer IDC, they don’t give me all those fancy powertools.
So, XO, let’s hear that joke again…the one about “the only difference between a dentist and a carpenter is that the carpenter’s tools are cleaner”.
Shortly after he flunked the Dental Department on a zone inspection, the XO began having this dream……..
Rank doesn’t always have its privileges …who has the hammer now!
Sent via email June 2nd at 9:21 am by Kimoreen Mckenzie:
â€œSince we ran out of novacaine this hammer is going to be your anesthesia todayâ€.
“Now who was it that said I got my license from a box of cracker jacks?”
While waiting for his BUDs class to start, BM1 Smith decided to volunteer for an Individual Augmentee assignment. Little did he know he was going to be a dental hygenist in theater.
Would TRICARE cover a second opinion?
UMMMMM….. Let me just go sign that requisition for you.
How am I doing? HOW AM I DOING??? Well Sir, my dog Skippy died, my 16 year old just got a girl pregnant, and my wife is cheating on me…….but don’t worry Sir, I never take my problems to work. Here, I’m allllll professionalism!