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  1. PVT Smith learned that it’s even harder to reassemble a pistol when the parts are located “where the sun don’t shine”.

  2. Gunny Jones figured he’d have time for a quick lunch, a run to the Exchange, and a car wash before the next two nuggets had a turn.

  3. Misunderstanding the Gunny’s claim that he was so clueless he couldn’t find his “Pea-shooter” in the dark with both hands, PFC Johnson’s attempt to prove him wrong reinforced the Gunny’s point.

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