Much like their careers are about to do, Corporals Jones and Smith watch the Corp’s birthday cake slide into a bad place.
Winning caption by John Manly, CDR/USN (Ret)
Honorable mentions:
tizzyhill: The Commadant wanted his cake and to eat it too.
WXMAN: The NCOs were out of gatorade, so they improvised.
Belasarius: The Navy, not invited to the party, joins the Marines in celebrating their birthday with a few steering casualty control drills.