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  1. [BOMB SQUAD GUY SINGING]
    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
    YOU GOT BLOWN UP BY E-O-D.
    Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
    NOW WE ALL HAVE P-T-S-D.

  2. [EOD GUY THINKING] Let’s see, press one for flame thrower, press two for high pressure water, press three to access the internet, press four to end your career. I should have paid more attention in EOD School.

  3. [CHIEFING WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDER SAYING] Here at EOD headquarters, the gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.

  4. CORRECTION:
    [CHIEF WALKING WITH BLUE FOLDERS SAYING] Here at E.O.D. Headquarters, the office gift exchange is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get!

  5. [GUY IN CAMO TALKING TO GUY IN BLUE]You can’t even say “BOMB” in the office anymore. All Santa said was, “These presents are the BOMB!” Hopefully he’s got a good lawyer!

  6. [EOD GUY]
    OK Santa, come out of the tree! We know you’re in there and there’s no escape, we’ve got the place surrounded!

    [SANTA TALKING FROM INSIDE THE TREE]
    What ever happened to just milk and cookies?

  7. “Future Autonomous Land Vehicle keeps Pentagon safe during the Holiday Season” …headline Charlie hopes to get for his ALV Program.

  8. [LADY IN PINK DRESS] OOOOH how cute, it looks just like the “WALL-E” robot. Will it vacuum and clean windows also?

  9. [EOD GUY SINGING]
    Deck the halls with dynamite.
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Press the button, see the lights.
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

  10. Chief Jones, just back from Iraq, completes part of his readjustment therapy by using a weapon of war for the kinder, gentler purpose of photographing his EOD group’s tree and presents. We all hope that the Chief remebered to load the camera and not the shotgun.

  11. Mary was starting to think that winding the alarm clock before she wrapped it for this years “Secret Santa” was a very bad idea.

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