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CAPT Smith didn’t intend to create a fire hazard when he hung his stockings with care.
The moment the Rear Admiral Lower-Half realizes his lineal number affects more than just promotion…
I should’ve used a bigger stocking.
Santa can’t fight a ship in here.
CAPT Smith looks in is stocking and was disapointed, it was empty. What’s this he thinks, I was a good boy, I only sank two ships this year.
correction: Santa canâ€™t fit a ship in here
GYSGT Grinch was unhappy that someone stole his Christmas.
Sent via email December 11th at 7:27 am by Barbara:
RADM (lower half) Atkins wondered what his kids would think of him if he pulled rank on Santa to put something in his stocking.
The RADM was looking for the perfect gift that his wife had promised him and he didn’t get. And what is the perfect gift for a RADM (lower half) The other half.
I’m sure I told the Yeoman to have Santa bring me a Second Star this year.
Nope. No “Golden Parachute” again this year.
Santa obviously did not approve of my liberty call in Tialand this year.
I guess even Santa cannot give you the respect of you fellow sailors.
Santa is about to learn an unpleasant lesson in “Rank Hath Its Privilige”.
RDML Smith quickly learned that his excessive taunting of the Army General after Navy’s 34-0 victory over Army, was not appropriate, at least in Santa’s eyes.
When I figure out who was my Secret Santa, they are going to the South Pole for the next Christmas.
Not even a lump of coal.
What do you get the RADM that has everything. (Nothing).
Santa doesn’t allow double dipping.
MORAL DILEMMA – Having come up the ranks in the JAG, he understood the $20 maximum gift value clause in the regulations, and knew that the clump of coal he got was worth much more…
NWU Advisor RADM Buzworth can’t remember how he got onto Santa’s naughty list.
RDML Rimshot is still hoping for a Bail Out this Christmas…
I can explain…
Santa should’ve asked Congress for a Bailout!
I guess that I should not have deployed Santa to Iraq this past summer.
Sticks and Stones can brake my bones, but nothing in my stocking can really hurt me.
I didn’t know that Santa was an army fan.
Santa was unable to get RADM Smith gift past Homeland Security.
“Honey, I thought I gave NCIS liberty this Christmas”
Hey, where’s my Brut and Old English this year
Marge, you forgot to send my letter to Santa Claus again didn’t you!!!
Let me just swap the name on these 2 stockings.
These should fit. My ankles were getting cold.
The admiral’s stocking was empty because he was burned up about the half-ashed fire he found when he came down the chimney!
CORRECTION: The admiral’s stocking was empty because SANTA was burned up about the half-ashed fire he found when he came down the chimney.
The harsh reality of RADM (LH): “I get no respect. No respect at all!”
BGEN Jones: “Top, get your butt in here. Now!”…er…”Honey, would you please come in here for just a minute?”
And he hung his stocking by the chimney with great care
in hopes that St Nick would bring him some hair.
First the democrats …now Santa.
BAILOUT money roasting on an open fire,
Obama whipping out a fire hose,
Yuletide carols being sung by congress,
and nobody really, really knows.
All year long I thought Santa was just joking about streamlining, downsizing and management reshaping at the North Pole.
Coal again, maybe I should have listened to the wife and not sent those boys to Iraq early.
I didn’t really mean it when I said,”All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”!
What’s that in the bottom? Wait … it looks like … yes, just what I wanted! Peace on Earth, goodwill toward all.
Oh look just what I’ve always wanted, some more old spice and socks with my intials embroaded on them.
The keys in here better work on that new Hummer parked out front or someone is getting towed today!
O’kay when I first looked at this stocking I thought to myself, is it half full or half empty? I didn’t expect it to but FULL EMPTY!
“HEY HONEY YOUR NOT GOING TO BEILEVE THIS”………From the film makers of “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”, this Holiday Season you can enjoy, “Honey I shrunk the Kids, Santa, his Reindeer and some Elvesâ€
AIG, Wall St, The Big Three, Fanny, Freddie, now Santa.
A “Blue” Star? Wahts that suppose to mean?…
Yet another year the old man was reminded it was indeed lonely at the top….
Some unforeseen consequence of the RDML’s “No fly zone” above his home.
Note inside from Santa:
DO NOT mess with my milk and cookies again!
When AT1(AW/SW) Clause did not make Chief this round…
Wife: Nothing in the stocking, Hoah?
Wife: Better luck next year, Hoah?
BGEN: Hoah that.