Go find the Command Duty Officer; I donâ€™t think this one is covered in the S.O.P.!
Winning caption by SK2(SW) Tom Murphy
WXMAN: I donâ€™t care If you are Santa, you are not allowed aboard without a thorough search of your bag.
CIWS CHIEF: The Ensign, still young enough to believe in Santa, was at a loss for words.
Sierra Caddis: â€œPetty of the Watch, how do we enter this in the Deck Log?â€