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Lefty loosey; righty thighty is now taught at during ships indoctrination class!
Correction: Lefty Loosey; Righty Tighty is now taught during ships indoctrination class!
GO AROUND SHIPMATE, THIS HATCH IS SECURED FOR CLEANING STATIONS!!!
i hope neither of us farts, or this room will be considered hazardous
hurry up the smell from that sewage pipe is making me nauseous
this is my hiding spot from bush, get your own shipmate.
what the seamen didn’t realize is that the arrow explains it all!!
the admiral told me it was my turn to drive the ship.
the only place seamen are safe from each other; the single stall bathroom!!
i want to meet the playmate of the year first.
both seamen failed to see the sign that says, “backdoor, no entrance allowed”
” X ” means exit, or no entrance!!!
This is like life; sometimes you just don’t know if you should go or stay!
The Navyâ€™s new steering committee. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Putting Newton’s Law to the test: “To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.”
Zone Inspection Prep: “And just why can’t I look in this fan room EN3?”
This beer locker is locked tighter than a drum. But I just saw the DAPA guy go in there!!
The Navy version – Dog of War…
Long before XBOX and Playstation came along, Sailors played NASCAR with what they had available.
Why a YN’s GQ station should be under his desk!
Let go its mine. No you let go its mine.
Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers
When my recruiter said I would be making some tough decisions; I never thought they would be like this…Do I stay or do I go
With the economy the going the way it is, Sailors can’t wait to get their W-2’s from admin office.
With the economy in a recession, some Sailors just canâ€™t wait to get their W-2â€™s from the admin office.
Symbolic representation of the superposition of eigenstates relative to the unconscious mind’s (X) appreciation of its consciousness.
Sent via email Jan 26th at 12:37 pm by CSM Michael E. Kinzie:
“The chief said to turn it toward our military right, Ensign.”
LET THE DIVO OUT OF THERE!
I WON’T! HE MUST PAY FOR FAILING MY SPOTCHECK!
It’s true, “You get what you pay for”…Note the technical drawing above submitted by the lowest bidder for a Seized Quick-Acting-Water-Tight-Door Damage Control Simulator.
“Nubs” are always great entertainment during slow GQ drills.
The reason why new recruits must have at least a GED to join.
Hold on! Don’t let the Marines out! They got a whiff of Thailand and weâ€™re not even there yet!
Chief said we’re suppose to Dog the hatch!
If they were wearing their new aquaflage uniforms, the XO wouldn’t have seen them do this…
Is it righty-tighty – lefty-loosy, or vice versa?
MA to Seam Recruit: “I don’t care if the CO has an ‘Open door policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!”
Never thought I would have to do this but…CORRECTION!
MA to Seaman Recruit: “I understand the CO has an ‘Open Door Policy’…just not during Captain’s Mast!!”
When the door wouldn’t open, both of them realized the reason why we have maintenance checks.
Switching the DCPO’s silicone grease with super glue had went a little too far.
I don’t care what the Chief said, you knucklehead, there’s no such thing as a “porn locker”!
Seaman Bailey takes extreme measures to insure his record for becoming DC Qualified in only 9 days does not get broken.
Liberty call, liberty call, LIBERTY CALL for E-3 and BELOW!!
Airdales setting X-ray
DCPO PMS 101: Chalk mark testing a watertight door.
During a GQ Drill – SN Righty and FN Loosy. A Kodak momment.