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Ahh, it’s that thing from ‘Lost’
GUYS!!!! its 1600, LIBERTY CALL!!!!!!
SN Johnson sighs ” I hate duty section”
The Midshipmen thought being on a fire ‘party’ meant something entirely different.
Toxic hazard, run for your life, Smitty is passing gas again!
(on the 1mc) This is the captain speaking, Playboys Miss March has just arrived and will be meeting the crew on the mess decks.
(1MC:Secure from Class Alpha fire drill; restow all gear) We put it all away last time….it’s your turn DC1!
It is just a paper trash can fire, calm down and let your training take over!
What do you think we are doing?
Sometimes, computer-based training isn’t the best approach.
Wrong hose, wrong hose!
Number 1 nozzleman just realized the 15 minute Halon soak time just expired.
As their SCBA timers went off, the fire crew scrammbled to get their reliefs.
Some”ONE” work the valve!
Perform to Serve: HM conversion to DC.
The new guy quickly realized something was seriously not right and the Army started looking real good…
Sensitivity Training creates Hose Team misunderstanding when asked to
change out the Donkey Dick…
Con to DC…….
Con to DC…….
Report DC.
Stand fast. All personnel stand fast…..
It was reported to Con that it was only a Fart….Stand down from general quarters.
All conditions normal….ok. Let’s surface for a breath of fresh air…..
Con to DC Control…….
Con to DC Control…….
Report DC Control…….Report…..
Sir…DC Control..… I report that it was just a Fart……
Con to all personnel. Stand fast. All personnel stand fast…..
All departments report any damage…..
COB: Emergency Blow, Let’s surface for a breath of fresh air…..
All personnel stand down from general quarters.
All conditions normal….
I guess it was just a Tuesday; thank god it wasn’t a Saturday….
“Oh boy, Senior made his rip-roarin’ chili again. Let’s back it up and hope for a courtesy flush!”
ENFR Duffy recalls the exact moment the Navy’s “Minimum Manning” policy was implemented on his ship.
This is not a drill.
What do they know, that I don’t?
Unfortunately for the rest of the team, the masks were not designed to filter out Jensen’s toxic burrito he had for lunch.
Sent via email March 30th, at 10:47 am by Pat:
Smith was the only one who hadn’t realized it was Burrito Night on the Mess Decks.
You said it was a drill!!
Let me show you this trick I learned back in Basic…
I said relieve the nozzle men; not relieve yourself!
I’ve gotta muster for watch,
I’ve gotta go to mando-P.T.,
I’ve gotta make sure they make it there on time!
SCRAM; it’s just Master Chief baking scones again!
1, 2, 3, NOT IT!
Sent via email Mar 31st at 8:18 pm by Christopher Ragsdale:
“The Class Bravo fire appears to be out but there now have a report of a toxic gas leak coming from the nozzleman!â€
Sent via email Apr 1st at 1:06 am by Milton Franks-Lhermann:
“Where the hell is the fire-fighting team located?”
Ahh! This is a REAL fire. We expected the red blinky bicycle lights.