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“Did YOU tell him to put the whoopie cushion in the commander’s chair?”
“So I guess he was the one that drank the last cup of coffee and didn’t bother to make another pot”
Johnson did you eat the beans and weenies MRE again!
“Psst. I told you he took the CG’s doughnut”
“Designated CO Wake-up Call Guy”… Man, you crack me up!!!
Psst – Remember, 2nd Lieutenants are dangerous in the field, not in garrison. Just look scared and we have nothing to worry about.
“Apparently he was in charge of ordering our covers…”
“The boss is a little peeved he was issued BCG’s to wear for the next 6 months…”
I guess we’re supposed to be sleeves up in this uniform?
I guess we know who snuck the jelly donut into the tent.
“The 2nd LT heard him insulting the Academy Drum and Bugle Corps.”
“The 2nd LT heard him insulting the Academy Curling team.”
I didn’t know the CO would get that upset… it was only a slice of pie.
An example of how not to cover your buddies back.
2LT Tentstake was so intent on developing his “salty language” skills that he failed to notice he was practicing on the chaplain.
There goes the LT with the old swirly, star, pound, asterisk speech again…..
Let Smith try that “Senior LCpl” stuff on me!!
Oh, yeah, it’s way worse then it sounds. The boss always could use a mint this time of the day.
Conspiring minds want to know…
I wonder if this is a good time to mention that the Gunny has something stuck in his teeth?
You think you are better than me? You thich ankled freak!
IA rule number 1: Don’t call the Gunny “Chief”.
“Somehow he seems so much angrier when he doesn’t use real words.”
Dang! you smell that?
Watch what the 2nd Lt does when I pop this bag.
The 2nd Lt. learned that eating Oreo’s deminished the message
Sent via email May 12th at 10:44 am by IT1(SW) Allan Davis:
“Let me guess, the BX ran out of tic-tacs AFTER he ate the tuna MRE.”