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Alright, who changed the coordinates on the Tom Tom?
Dear Mother,
Today we invaded…..Cancun. It was perilous, but we pushed through and showed no signs of weakness.
If the Air Force ran amphibious OPS.
I really need to have a talk with NGA!
I’m not sure, but I think we turned left when we should’ve turned right.
The first and last day Johnson held the position of Navigator.
Once again the Navy and Marine Corps were beat to the Caribbean Amphib Exercise by the Air Force.
“Told you we’re wrong” – “Shut up and get me my towel!”
Lt.Pyle: Are you sure the distress call said Normandy?
Gen. Norman, D: No no gentlemen, that was me, just thought I could get you to take care of the guy who stole my wallet….!?
Arriving to the Luau Marine style
Sent via email May 14th at 5:44 pm by SFC Richard Hull:
“By invading Congress’s private beach during one of their junkets, The Marines bluntly made the argument for additional training areas.â€
Sent via email May 14th at 4:31pm by IT1(SW) Allan Davis:
“Baywatch for the 21st century”
“Hey, order me one of those tasty pink drinks with an umbrella.”
Now I definitely have confidence in the new electronic navigation system!
Ok, we’ve reached San Diego, now who is this Garcia fella we are looking for? No, Ensign, we were supposed to go to Diego Garcia, it’s in the Indian Oc…oh never mind.
USS PORT ROYAL’s new capability.
Hold your fire, they’re friendlies…….What gave you that idea Sir?
Sir, how do you say good afternoon in Australian?
These deployments to Iraq keep getting better and better!
Boats,
Finally a beach worth an amphibous operations.
If all amphib operations were like this everyone would want to do it.
Gunny: Ok guys keep it down, we dont want the officers to here about this or they will take over beach landing operations.
I told you it would work, just like in Sgt Bilko! That’s why they call me a “Master” sergeant!
Pvt Henderson misunderstood the Gunny’s orders to form a “Beach Party”
Pardon me – but do you have any Grey Poupon?
I have a funny feeling about this…
Now we know why the Army has more ships than the Navy. They always hit the secluded beaches.
Obviously, the GPS coordinates, were off.
Greg Emerson,
Renton, WA
It seems the Marines found the SAR det on liberty.
Pvt Bacon, what exactly did they mean at the Ops planning conference when they said, “Beach party rendezvous at 1600?”
“Send a message back to HQ…….the Marines have landed and the situation is well in hand!”
When the CO couldn’t figure out how to get his e-mail, he sent for the IT guru!
Let’s just call this our little secret.
NO ONE has to know.
Maybe they will think we were lost at sea.
The reinactment of the first amphibious landing at Nassau went off without a hitch.
The Colonel sits up and says ” YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP”
The Senior Drill Instructor always said, “We Didn’t Promise You A Rose Garden.” That is OK with me, I would rather be here Sir!
We want to welcome the USMC to Da Nang! Enjoy your stay!
These are the Gitmo detainees?
announcer: and for your entertainment….please give it up and show your love for soulja boyssssssssss!!!
audience member: nice props, came with a ship.
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“Now this is what a Med Cruise is supposed to be like!â€
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
For the locals, WWII reenactments on Saipan have become routine over the years.
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“We’re here to pick up the General, he told us to meet outside the Waikiki Beach Hotel.â€
Sent via email May 15th at 12:25 pm by Richard Hull:
“I think we’re a little overdressed for this operation.â€
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Welcome… would like to try the Mai Tai?”
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
” Rewards of proper land nav training.”
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Once again Team Scorpion arrives overdressed for the beach landing.”
Sent via email May 19th at 1:38 pm by LTC David Jensen:
“Okay, who was in charge of the packing list for this mission?”
Marines gone wild 09.
The Global War on Touristism
“Drop the piña coladas, folks! Resistance is fu-tile.â€
D-Day in the war on tourism
Upon landing, it became obvious that the reports of unrest in Margaritaville had been exaggerated.
I didn’t know the Govenator could sell federal land we train on help solve the state budget crisis?
Sent via email May 20th at 9:11 am by Peggy Allen:
” No wonder Ms. Pelosi denies having been at the waterboarding briefings!”
And this is why Marines don’t drive ships.