Dashing through the snow
In a four door Chevrolet
O’er to the mall I go
Sweating all the way
There’s lots of stuff to buy
I hope I catch the light
The stores close soon, I hope that I
Can find a gift that’s right
Chorus:
Christmas sales
Christmas sales
Credit all the way
What have I done, my hands are tied
I waited ’til today
The people crowd the aisles
What am I looking for?
The clerks no longer smile
Please don’t lock the doors!
I must find something good
The shelves are almost bare
A Chia Pet, a toy or food
At this point I don’t care
Chorus:
Christmas sales
Christmas sales
Credit all the way
What have I done, my hands are tied
I waited ’til today
I should have planned ahead
And then I’d have more time
Next time I think I’ll use my head
And buy it all online.
(Chorus)
