Caption Contest Rules
The object of the contest is to write the funniest caption to accompany the Caption Contest cartoon.
A new cartoon will be posted each Thursday morning.
Cutoff for caption entries is midnight Tuesday night (East Coast Time)
Winners will be announced on Thursday.
And what do you get if you win?
Fame. Your name and your winning caption will forever accompany the cartoon in the archives.
The original art mailed to you by Jeff Bacon.
Lovely parting gifts mailed to you by Military Times.
(Allow 2-4 weeks to get your stuff.)
Remember! Please use a valid email address when you register – that’s the only way we can contact you if you win. And winning the caption contest is also the only time we’ll ever email you.Â We hate spam as much as you do.Â
If you’re the winner, we’ll contact you by email and get your mailing address.
Good luck, and be funny!